If you’re reading this—I survived, and I am all right.

Last night I was ATTACKED in the safety of my own home, by, none-other, than a f*cking Cockroach.

To add insult to injury, NONE of my friends or family told me that THEY CAN FLY!!

Don’t look a cockroach in the eyes—because it will lunge at you like the miniature predator it is.

Don’t make me post evidence, because I will

Waste not want not—I scooped that sucker up and put it in the fridge, to eat later. Don’t just love it when snacks travel to you?

All joking aside, no, I did not sleep very well last night. And no, I did not actually eat the damn thing—but I sure in the hell didn’t touch its dead carcass either. The local termite colony is thanking me—at least I have them on my side.

There are not many things that scare me—or leave me wanting to go back home—Cockroaches are one of those things.

Before you step over the boarder, they should have you watch instructional videos “how to survive a cockroach attack”—MANDATORILY . I barely escaped with my life—dignity nowhere to be found.

Nothing will get you right with the Lord faster than one of those suckers.

I’m done.

Daniel out!

About the Author: 

Daniel is a 29-year-old, and self-proclaimed traveler, energy-worker, caregiver, activist, and long-time foodie. He enjoys spending time in nature, going for long road-trips, meditating, and spending time with his friends and family.

He finds purpose through his day-job as a caregiver—and is in the process of completing an Associate Degree in Human Services. While concurrently enrolled in classes, and caregiving, Daniel is working towards opening a Non-Profit Charity: Love Gives—whose mission statement is: “Love In Action”, aimed at providing Direct-Cash Payments to those In-Crisis (ie. unhoused, hungry, veterans, recovering-individuals, abuse-survivors). If you are interested in working with, or making a donation, please email: love.gives@outlook.com and find them on 

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